You might think I was mortified by the question, "Mrs. Sommerville, how did you get white hair?"
I was bummed that it looks WHITE, instead of blingy s-i-l-v-e-r.
That's right: I've spent the last decade pondering my eventual change in hair color. I had it planned. I even figured I'd phase out the teacher jumpers and spangled/bejeweled sweaters so I could embrace the "new me" with a stylish wardrobe.
Goodbye denim dresses. Goodbye Liberace sweaters.
Hello ~white~ hair.