I've written and sent home some awesome I-need-your-help notes to my students' families over the past twenty-four-ish years.  Al...

Star 1: Teacher! HE SAID MY FARTS FLY! Me: Uh... what? Star 1: He said my farts FLY! Star 2: No I didn't. Star 1: Yes...

Our last story of the day was " Mean Soup ," about a little boy named Horace who had a TERRIBLE day and arrived home "...

Even after twenty years of teaching, I learn something new every day! "Tapling" a paper isn't the same as "stapl...

After nineteen years of teaching kindergarten, I know this to be true: You can't make this stuff up, but you can ~certainly~ write ...

Now that the 100th Day of Kindergarten milestone has been reached, our 100 chart has been changed into a Countdown Until Summer (or First G...

"See?  Watch me, I'll show you!  I put the rocks in my pocket..." "... and after I wiggle around a little bit (wi...

Maybe she's born with it... maybe it's Maybelline: Ha!

... which is why I'm grateful to be on good terms with The Desk Fairy.

.... I won't run!

... sure, they're cute. They help Santa. Occasionally they sit on shelves. The paper variety are wonderful for cutting practice: ...