Kindergarten quotes are the greatest!
"Teacher, is your name Mrs. Sommerville or Mrs. Sugar-Bin?"
"When I don't remember your name, I just tell the person I'm talking to that you're the teacher who wears the dresses."
Student: Teacher, I think Indiana Jones is *cool*!
Me: Oh yes, he is cool. I've always liked Han Solo myself though.
Student: Uh, teacher? Using a whisper voice: You know it's the same guy, right?
Me: (as I give each child one cinnamon chewy candy) Okay Super Stars, you've colored your picture red, you've counted red unifix cubes and we've gone on a red hunt. Now you're going to *taste* "red."
Student: (after chewing on candy for a few seconds) Ewwww! Mrs. Sommerville! I don't like this candy! It's burning my tongue 'cause it's got hot-a-molies in it!
Student: Teacher, how come you know when we *might* be doing something wrong?
Me: Well, I'm not just a teacher, but I'm a mommy too, so I know a lot of things.
Student: That's not fair!
"Teacher! My mom likes pink and you like pink! My mom likes jewelry and YOU like jewelry! My mom likes candy and *YOU* like candy! That's why she likes you!"